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Water Cooler / Re: The ultimate troll?
« on: January 14, 2016, 08:47:18 AM »
flipping heck Jason, I never reallised you were so exotic  8)

I think a lot of people who say horribly racist (and other ist) things are not in reality racist, but they believe what they read and speak without thinking - my dad for example is open and friendly and does have both black and muslim friends so on a personal level he has no issues at all with race or religion, but he still lapses into daily mail propeganda occasionally. Its hard to deal wiith that - a gentle rebuke along the lines of "dad you can't say things liike that" "you know thats not riight" or "you donn't really believe that do you" is what I tend to do - some of you might thing I should be harsher but I was raised o respect my elders and I really do have trouble with bollocking him!

I did have a massive row with my sister in law about refugees at Christmas though. Zenophhobic b###h is definately not old enough to get away with that sh##!

I also say things I shouldn't sometimes, to be honest. Not about groups of people, because I don't think like that, but I am the type of person who would use a word which used to be ok and no longer is because I haven't realised.  Truth is I was never really exposed to anyone other than white, christian (of one type or another) people growing up. There were two black kids in my secondary school of 1200. On the flip side of that I socialised a lot in Brighton where the gender/sexuality mix was pretty out there for the 80's. Outcome of that is I really, genuinely, don't think about a persons colour, religion, nationality or personal preferences, nor do I bother to read about it much as it's a non issue to me - you are what you are and unless you're a d*ck thats fine by me.

But that does mean I have no idea at *all* what politically correct words are for anything, I had no idea until a friend (who is black British and also didn't know  until she did it accidentally when she was asked to cater for somethinng at work) that to (some?) black Americans serving watermelon is considered horribly racist ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_stereotype ).  I didn't understand the difference between Presbytarian and Church of England unil I innocently asked if someone would like to attend church while staying with me.  I'm totally idiotic about this stuff. It doesn't mean I don't believe in equality or care about everyones rights.


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Hardware & Technology / Re: Monitoring People in a house
« on: January 08, 2016, 10:07:59 PM »
the problem with loud noise alarms and old people is the TV. I'm still deaf from Christmas.

ok - how about....

pressure pad to identify whether someone is sitting in their favourite seat... if the house is occupied but no one sits in that seat for x period then likely there's an issue (if very clever pressure paid will identify normal sitting or unconcious sitting - if a fitbit can do it I'm sure a pressure pad can, although dodgy if they're prone to dozing)

motion detector in places which will only be rummaged in by intruder like high cupboards or in drawer marked 'valuables'

detect TV or radio NOT playing something distinct they always listen to - normally theres at least one programme which is regular and never missed and would be reliable enough to trugger a phone call at least.

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Marketing / US email list brokers
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:12:58 AM »
recommendations? Want initial sample/test lists and then good sized ones for what works well.

looking for SME sized named contacts in construction/home decor/interior design.


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thanks, looks handy!

>>$7

oh god yeah!

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Water Cooler / Re: A genius at work....
« on: November 26, 2015, 07:53:29 AM »
 8)

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Traffic / Re: Problems with Google Webmaster Tools? Drops verified users?
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:49:03 PM »
sorry, we have had some random drop outs before but not on the scale you're describing and not across all clients - I've generally put it down to mistaken removal of code, or the general category of 'it'll take longer to work out what happened than just fix it'

It'll be the middle of next week I'll massively notice this if it is happening to us - at present I can't see obviously broken reports and haven't seen anyone complaining about them internally...so I'd guess its not.

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Marketing / Re: I believe this to be extremely important....
« on: November 24, 2015, 09:05:17 AM »
hmmmm, interesting, thanks Jason!

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Marketing / Re: Google Waze
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:46:55 AM »
thanks for this, I had a good rummage yesterday, there's not much activity on it around here (mostly one person who is clearly obsessed with roadworks) but the advertising would actually be brilliant for several clients of ours, so definately one to keep an eye on for us - hadn't even heard of it before!

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is hashtagging a little with #jesuischat , although I think #jesuischien pretty much stole the show!


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>> The question is where are they clicking on once they arrive on the page and how far down are they reading.

custom segment and then look at the traffic flow of that segment? And then something like this http://scrolldepth.parsnip.io/ ?

It doesn't replace other tools though - I like mouseflow, but its not free - its $15 for 1000 sessions though if you're quick to review and analyze, so not bad.



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we do in house live-user testing - its incredibly interesting to watch and throws up all sorts of info - for me its substantially more useful than most other types of testing because we start by asking people to do something (research a holiday, buy a present, etc) and that generally means we see their search behaviour and how often they loop back on themselves, as well as a straight task on a website.

BUT if thats not practical and/or there's no budget any type of user insight is better than none imho - people behave so differently than you expect them to, and different groups of customers do entirely different things - I'm watching this one with interest as we do use lots of card sorting tools etc, split testing software etc, but there are always new and better ones out there


ergo - you can just label up each link from an email specifically (eg; segment header, body, message, footer links using one of the GA tags so you know if the homepage link came from your logo, text link, footer etc). Its not perfect but its better than just adding a single email tag to every link and then not knowing the click location?

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Water Cooler / Re: Climb Online - Sugar's SEO darling....
« on: November 20, 2015, 03:22:23 PM »
aaah almost posted an  interview with Climb online I read into here the other day just to make RT giggle, will try and find it again.

Gotta love them. Or cry.

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Traffic / Re: Recent ranking/traffic drops.
« on: November 09, 2015, 08:35:58 PM »
change in rankings, or in traffic?

I was a little preoccupied around that time but nothing pinged onto my radar. Looking back I'm seeing about the pattern of traffic I would normally expect to see on a half term weekend - most sites down a little but traffic patterns the same, a couple up a smidge when they have the kids on holiday style keywords/offerings, again patterns following the normal daily trends.

I'm seeing the same pattern across the sites we SEO and the sites we only run other channels on - so a few different SEO styles in the mix.

That said most of our sites aren't content dependent (as in blog or magazine style content) enough for that to impact overall traffic substantiially, so if its a panda stylee thing I would be less likely to notice than others.

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Water Cooler / Re: UK ISP Data Retention Laws
« on: November 04, 2015, 05:18:19 PM »
There may be enough momentum, if its easy to setup and use.

However whoever sets it up will be castiigated by some of the press - I suspect some would get into personal attacks and as soon as some incident occurs that will get worse. I'd use it but I wouldn't run it!

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Hardware & Technology / Karotz/ Sense Mother to read tweets
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:12:00 PM »
ok - so small device to read tweets meeting certain croiteria (hashtag, tweeted from specified account, or whatever) aloud?

Karotz used to do it - that little bunny thing with the moving ears - but that seems to be discontinued and all I can find is Sense Mother which is home automation - seems well within its capabilities in theory but it doesn't seem to 'speak' just create alerts.

There must be something - anyone know of a gadget to do this offhand? Or I guess a smartphone with a text to voice app would do it - anyone know of an existing app which works with twitter?


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