Well, if we're building a list may I suggest "guru". Having your own wordpress blog and a lack of humility doesn't make you a guru any more than my man boobs make me a woman.
Screw it, can we add "rockstar" as well. I don't think I have seen anyone referring to themselves as "SEO Rockstar", but I swear there are a couple out there who have agreed to call each other it in the hope it sticks. If you even tolerate someone referring to you in this way without correction you are not a Rockstar, you are in fact a prize c##k. If you happen to have at least a gold disk of two for the production of music in the rock genre, but happen to do SEO work at the weekend I will gladly stand corrected. Otherwise knob off.
Sorry agerhart - I think I have spoiled your thread.