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Anon User • a year ago
Looking for someone who knows the meaning of um and ah. Specifically like maybe. Anyone who can be extremely vague whilst making it sound like you are saying something meaningful but actually saying nothing at all.
Looking for someone who can just keep pushing back release failures whilst maintaining everything is well.
Looking for someone with ideas on where we can squirrel away more of our ill gotten gains without drawing attention to the fact we abuse our moral duties as a point of company policy.
Looking for someone that does not mind being a fall guy and doing a bit of jail time for the cheeses at the top.
Anyone?