There's a certain section of the drive from home to wife's office that always makes me want to own a motocross bike. Of course, it's in the heart of Yosemite Valley, so I can't imagine the fines for actually riding there, but they terrain reminds me of when I was 14 and had a YZ 100.
Short version: Ken, I'm jealous.
Elizabeth - that scooter is you. God I hope you take it to Pubcon. Planning to go this year and would love to see that live.