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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2011, 05:14:48 AM »
Q&A at the bottom - first question:

Q:     I'm not interested in the bunkbeds (you're probably pleased to know), but would you consider selling the small piece of carpet? I live in a phone box and it sounds like it would be the ideal size to re-carpet the place.    29-Jul-11
A:     Give me a call.

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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2011, 10:07:07 AM »
Very good.  I like the little messages to ebay.

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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 11:01:29 AM »
I have seen his username before on a semi viral ebay listing. Clever

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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 01:34:16 PM »
this one is old but it's one of the best I've seen:

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eBay: DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own


"You are bidding on a mistake[...]

"These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it."

- http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html

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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2011, 04:40:04 PM »
LOL

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I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous

Mr NFFC, interested?  sounds like you qualify on at least one count ;)

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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 03:49:38 PM »
What a great viral listing...I love the bit where he does drawings and then has "Pistolfeet.com" written in the corner...

The following caused me to roar:

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As with all good beds there is a monster underneath it, this is guaranteed to keep your children petrified and the mattresses forever soaked in urine. It goes without saying that the monster will also provide you with endless sleepless nights and a larger electricity bill owing to the fact that their bedroom light must remain on FOREVER!!!!! I will be pleased to inform your children of the monster when they come with you to collect the bed.

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Q:    Do you pay compensation for injuries caused by laughing to much!! My ribs ache!!   29-Jul-11
A:    No but I will sing you a song of your choosing.



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Re: Great eBay listing
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »
From the leather pants listing:

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I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA