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ergophobe

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Programming in Rockstar
« on: August 27, 2018, 02:07:26 AM »
This is a short program written in Rockstar
https://github.com/dylanbeattie/rockstar

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Midnight takes your heart and your soul
While your heart is as high as your soul
Put your heart without your soul into your heart

Give back your heart


Desire is a lovestruck ladykiller
My world is nothing
Fire is ice
Hate is water
Until my world is Desire,
Build my world up
If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing and Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing
Shout "FizzBuzz!"
Take it to the top

If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing
Shout "Fizz!"
Take it to the top

If Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing
Say "Buzz!"
Take it to the top

Whisper my world

The main thing I like about it as a programming language is that it is so much easier to read than Whitespace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)

littleman

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Re: Programming in Rockstar
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2018, 06:24:42 PM »
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But why?

Mainly because if we make Rockstar a real (and completely pointless) programming language, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'rockstar developers' any more.

Also 'cos it's kinda fun and any language based on the idea of compiling Meatloaf lyrics has to be worth a look, right?

Also we can make stickers. Who doesn't want a sticker on their laptop saying 'CERTIFIED ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER'?


Funny!  This type of stuff is why I love the Internet.