RE: Rednecks:
"I swear rednecks are like drunken, tobacco chewing wizards. They have to be. You can watch one for like 5 minutes then turn your head and hes in a bathtub. Not just getting up and walking to a bathtub, no he's brought it to him.
Ever see a guy shotgun 3 beers while on a riding lawnmower in the middle of the road? I have. The sh## they can do amazes me, terrifies me, and honestly makes me glad that because they just don't care, they don't look twice in my direction."
