Other life-forms, maybe as a thinking, feeling being - don't eat them.
Meditate. Find your Bored Self and ignore Him.
Save at least one Minor Country per hour (you're not allowed to start with Luxembourg).
Don't talk sh## (Especially You).
Don't heed sh##.
Don't listen to sh## (Bearing in mnd the previous point)
Don't read guides entitlted 'how to make sh## good' or any variation thereof, unless something in it 'speaks to you'?
Just be yourself, unless you're a serial-killing estate-agent, but not neither or both.
Don't attend any dance-halls that claim to be 'daytime' or 'night-time' - just go to the ones that operate 'all the time'
The End.