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gm66

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how to make sh## good
« on: July 25, 2018, 01:47:16 AM »
Other life-forms, maybe as a thinking, feeling being - don't eat them.
Meditate. Find your Bored Self and ignore Him.
Save at least one Minor Country per hour (you're not allowed to start with Luxembourg).
Don't talk sh## (Especially You).
Don't heed sh##.
Don't listen to sh## (Bearing in mnd the previous point)
Don't read guides entitlted 'how to make sh## good' or any variation thereof, unless something in it 'speaks to you'?
Just be yourself, unless you're a serial-killing estate-agent, but not neither or both.
Don't attend any dance-halls that claim to be 'daytime' or 'night-time' - just go to the ones that operate 'all the time'

The End.
Civilisation is a race between disaster and education ...

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Re: how to make sh## good
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2018, 02:59:12 AM »
Gotta get a handle on the beer.
Civilisation is a race between disaster and education ...

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Re: how to make sh## good
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2018, 03:05:34 AM »
Hhh, I thought the same.

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Re: how to make sh## good
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2018, 10:29:05 AM »
>a serial-killing estate-agent

Good line  ;D