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Supplies getting low. This may be my last message....
« on: January 22, 2014, 03:22:09 PM »
Conditions dire.

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Re: Supplies getting low. This may be my last message....
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 03:35:21 PM »
Almost enough for street skiing.

Let me know if you get more, I'll bring the truck, rope and skis.
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Re: Supplies getting low. This may be my last message....
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 03:38:00 PM »
Its the snowpocalypse ieeeee!  *runs around in circles*
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Re: Supplies getting low. This may be my last message....
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 04:17:54 PM »
Virtually the rest of the country has had a tremendous winter and here in California we've had like a centimeter of rain and blue skies virtually every day.  It is the driest year in recorded history out here.
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 04:19:51 PM »
We Southerners are beautiful, delicate, creatures....

but -like orchids- we cannot tolerate cold.  

>run around in circles

Actually, I can guarantee that there is no bread or milk on the shelves of grocery stores.  It's some sort of Pavlovian response (in)bred into us.

>rope and skis

p###y. Real men just grab onto the step bumper of (the few) passing delivery trucks.  This works FINE until you happen to latch onto one equipped with chains and the good-ol-boy driver decides to see if he can shake you off.  Great fun ...until you hit a big dry spot in the pavement.  Don't ask me how I know this.
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Re: Supplies getting low. This may be my last message....
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2014, 04:33:08 PM »
I think I'm in l-lo-love deep like with that woman pictured.

We northerners know how to prepare for the deprivations of Winter, every fall I always lay in a couple of extra cans of SPAM, an emergency case of beer and an extra bottle of medicinal scotch just in case I get snowed in.
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2014, 04:43:15 PM »
>that woman pictured

She is obviously currently sustaining herself and family as a hunter-gatherer. Once she finally beats a path out of the swamps and bayous and finds a Walmart and Burger King, (Do they take food stamps directly at Burger King or do you have to convert them at the grocery store checkout?)  watch her blossom. 
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Re: Supplies getting low. This may be my last message....
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2014, 05:01:54 PM »
Wow, you realize that it is snow, right? I know it's a rare thing down yonder, but enjoy it. Reassuring that Dras has his truck and rope handy just in case it gets real nasty ;)
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2014, 05:20:21 PM »
>you realize that it is snow, right?

We call it "White Death."

We had about 1.25" (3.5cm for the lazy eurotrash) so *everything* is shut down --even the local military base.

Here's a tip: If you ever want to invade the US, land on the southern VA shores during the night and spread a few bags of flour. Next morning, you'll be able to march on DC unchallenged.

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But don't try a siege as we have a couple of years supply of bread & milk stored away.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2014, 06:08:09 PM »
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>lady

BTW, that's sand, not snow, in that picture.  The internet says she's from Drastic's tribal region, SC.  Given the sand, I'm going to venture a well-educated, Redneck Tour Guide guess that she's from either the Edisto branch of the tribe or -gulp- Hell Hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Hole_Swamp

If she's from Hell Hole, you ain't got a chance, Yankee.
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2014, 07:31:25 PM »
Let me just add.....
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 02:27:02 PM »
>We had about 1.25" (3.5cm for the lazy eurotrash)

Wow, wonder if you'll have casualties? Martial law, load the guns, this is nearing civil war?

>invade the US

Nah, ya can keep it for now, but note taken if we ever plan to sail the viking ships over there..
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 02:33:24 PM »
>ya can keep it for now

sh##! We can't even GIVE it away.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2014, 09:31:37 PM »
Yep, she looks like a local.

And just to be clear, the South is definitely full of idiots when it comes to snow and driving, but some of us relish the opportunity for some lawless driving with a bottle of Jack and 4WD. (A winch is a plus.)
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2014, 02:03:25 AM »

Down in Texas, the tv had to give a little tutorial on windshield ice
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