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Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
« on: March 01, 2020, 09:13:30 PM »

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Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2020, 09:31:35 PM »
What, this? Just a 100 oz. Slurpee from 7-Eleven, sir.


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Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2020, 09:38:24 PM »
They have Purple Jesus Slurpees now?

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Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2020, 12:05:37 AM »
It's only *real* Purple Jesus if it comes out of a 55 gallon trash can.

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Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2020, 12:13:58 AM »
We had 220 gallons of real PJ at parties at W&L --properly stirred with wooden canoe paddles.   

Related: Did you know that PJ will take the varnish off canoe paddles?  Also, it'll curl the sidewalls of nice leather ladies shoes.

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Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2020, 01:25:43 AM »
Also removes inhibition, recent meals and short-term memory.