Text only | Text with Images

The Core

Why We Are Here => Water Cooler => Topic started by: rcjordan on March 01, 2020, 09:13:30 PM

Title: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
Post by: rcjordan on March 01, 2020, 09:13:30 PM
No beach booze in March in Florida spring break town

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/beach-booze-march-florida-spring-break-town-69320374
Title: Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
Post by: Travoli on March 01, 2020, 09:31:35 PM
What, this? Just a 100 oz. Slurpee from 7-Eleven, sir.

Title: Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
Post by: rcjordan on March 01, 2020, 09:38:24 PM
They have Purple Jesus Slurpees now?
Title: Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
Post by: Travoli on March 02, 2020, 12:05:37 AM
It's only *real* Purple Jesus if it comes out of a 55 gallon trash can.
Title: Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
Post by: rcjordan on March 02, 2020, 12:13:58 AM
We had 220 gallons of real PJ at parties at W&L --properly stirred with wooden canoe paddles.   

Related: Did you know that PJ will take the varnish off canoe paddles?  Also, it'll curl the sidewalls of nice leather ladies shoes.
Title: Re: Travoli, no Spring Break for you!
Post by: Travoli on March 02, 2020, 01:25:43 AM
Also removes inhibition, recent meals and short-term memory.
Text only | Text with Images