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Why We Are Here => Water Cooler => Topic started by: ergophobe on March 24, 2020, 05:11:51 PM

Title: Covid Humor
Post by: ergophobe on March 24, 2020, 05:11:51 PM
As I explained to Littleman... trying to stay out of the gloom and doom news... and threads. Which is most of it.

Though corona-related, these brightened my day and gave me a genuine laugh out loud moment!

https://www.boredpanda.com/where-is-waldo-coronavirus-edition-book/

https://www.boredpanda.com/quarantine-coronavirus-jokes/
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on March 24, 2020, 05:17:36 PM
looking for a map with travel ideas for the weekend
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on March 24, 2020, 05:19:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3CQYlfbmEY


We needed this thread.  got loads on Whatsapp
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: nffc on March 24, 2020, 05:55:45 PM
If there is a bright side to this the quality of memes and videos has been top notch.

I have never laughed so much in my life.
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: ergophobe on March 24, 2020, 08:16:08 PM
Quote from: Rupert on March 24, 2020, 05:17:36 PM
looking for a map with travel ideas for the weekend

Better, but sorry that it's in French. It's from my favorite comic book - Raymond Calbuth: Fils du Vent

Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on March 24, 2020, 08:35:05 PM
Spotted on Twitter:

Treat Williams
@Rtreatwilliams
My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn't read the book give his book report.
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on March 25, 2020, 06:10:02 PM
Someone sent a chihuahua to buy Cheetos - and it worked
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/25/someone-sent-chihuahua-for-cheetos-it-worked/
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on March 25, 2020, 08:02:13 PM
Boris Johnson, Secret Pianist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HUgBqbD5Hc

At first I didn't get it, but ended up ROFL
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: littleman on March 25, 2020, 08:15:40 PM
Same!
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on March 25, 2020, 08:17:25 PM
Dr. Fauci unveils a mask that could save millions of lives!

Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on March 25, 2020, 09:38:07 PM
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Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: littleman on March 26, 2020, 12:58:22 AM
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Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on March 26, 2020, 12:59:37 AM
cartoon in Danish newspaper

https://www.dw.com/en/china-angry-over-coronavirus-cartoon-in-danish-newspaper/a-52196383
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on March 26, 2020, 09:22:49 AM
https://www.facebook.com/627796054/posts/10158151792291055/?d=n
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Mackin USA on March 26, 2020, 11:23:54 AM
HA HA
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: gm66 on March 26, 2020, 11:34:44 AM
Quote from: Rupert on March 24, 2020, 05:17:36 PM
looking for a map with travel ideas for the weekend

Hilarious :)
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: gm66 on March 26, 2020, 11:36:53 AM
Quote from: buckworks on March 25, 2020, 08:02:13 PM
Boris Johnson, Secret Pianist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HUgBqbD5Hc

At first I didn't get it, but ended up ROFL

Total ROFL too :)
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: gm66 on March 26, 2020, 11:41:52 AM
I'm actually in laughing tears, good call with this thread ergo :)
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on March 28, 2020, 04:03:21 PM
An old routine, updated:
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on March 28, 2020, 06:07:40 PM
:)
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on March 28, 2020, 09:58:09 PM
Crude but funny song:

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1243935674895605761
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Damian on March 29, 2020, 09:37:34 AM
Amazon
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: ergophobe on March 29, 2020, 04:18:27 PM
Okay... not Covid related and I think I saw it here anyway, so probably an old joke for everyone, but the last one reminds me:

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on March 29, 2020, 08:14:44 PM
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Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: gm66 on March 30, 2020, 11:46:49 AM
Quote from: buckworks on March 28, 2020, 04:03:21 PM
An old routine, updated:

Hilarious, used to watch Abbot and Costello all the time :)
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Drastic on March 31, 2020, 07:07:47 PM
If mackin ran a convenience store.
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on April 02, 2020, 09:20:21 AM
Had to upload this one onto youtube myself, as it came to me by whatsapp.

Brings a smile so long as you dont mind the F word.
https://youtu.be/GfFsPrxfCIo
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: ergophobe on April 03, 2020, 03:49:21 PM
Been seeing quite a few of those... There's a pretty good "stay the fuck at home" song.
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on April 03, 2020, 04:05:18 PM
A UK man dressed as a bush sneaks through a neighborhood on lockdown / Boing Boing
https://boingboing.net/2020/04/03/a-uk-man-dressed-as-a-bush-sne.html
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on April 06, 2020, 11:21:17 AM
Things are getting pretty serious.
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-dalek-patrols-streets-ordering-humans-to-self-isolate-11969126
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on April 06, 2020, 07:23:57 PM
The Queen's Address (per /r)
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fvw905/the_queens_address/
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: nffc on April 07, 2020, 03:18:30 AM
NZ health minister breaks lockdown

Last week, he drove a shorter distance to a mountain bike trail - and his van, featuring a picture of himself on the side, was photographed at the trail.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52194407

Thats funny!
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on April 07, 2020, 03:30:08 AM
>funny!

Coronavirus: Scotland's chief medical officer resigns over lockdown trips - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-52177171
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on April 07, 2020, 09:04:15 AM
Coronavirus: Scotland's chief medical officer resigns over lockdown trips - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-52177171

QuoteScotland's chief medical officer has resigned after making two trips to her second home during the coronavirus lockdown.

It was actually three trip it be discovered. What a pair!
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on April 07, 2020, 01:09:06 PM
>pair

Going back a few weeks, this one really struck me

Brevard's top health administrator goes on cruise amid worldwide coronavirus pandemic

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2020/03/12/brevards-top-health-administrator-goes-cruise-amid-worldwide-coronavirus-pandemic/5022422002/
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: nffc on April 07, 2020, 01:54:42 PM
School closures.

66 days BTW

Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on April 07, 2020, 03:26:45 PM
Drama as perverted Florida COVID-19 victim ask nurses to give him one last nut before he dies
https://nyramedia.com/2020/04/drama-as-perverted-florida-covid-19-victim-ask-nurses-to-give-him-one-last-nut-before-he-dies.html
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: nffc on April 07, 2020, 04:14:12 PM
I can only give the punchline...

"I said; are. my. test. results. back."
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Rupert on April 07, 2020, 06:48:39 PM
The patient took off his mask and said:
Oh that does feel nice but
Quote"I said; are. my. test. results. back."

ha ha that made me giggle and giggle
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on April 08, 2020, 02:49:46 PM
Schrodinger's Virus

Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: littleman on April 21, 2020, 09:10:56 PM
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Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: buckworks on April 22, 2020, 09:07:40 PM
Top notch musical parody ... The Liar Tweets Tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_lHCw
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: Damian on April 23, 2020, 12:15:04 PM
sacrifices
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: rcjordan on April 23, 2020, 05:41:03 PM
>sacrifices

That's pretty funny to geeks, but it's even funnier to me because I was emailed THIS yesterday;
Title: Re: Covid Humor
Post by: gm66 on April 30, 2020, 10:35:44 AM
This sketch is pretty apt now : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC-pvJ-2KQQ

Paul Kaye (Strutter) use to do the Dennis Pennis character, he was also Thoros in game of thrones so it's nice to see a comic that started with nothing rising up a bit.
Title: Re: Covid Humor - London comedy club Comedy Unleashed quarantine special.
Post by: gm66 on May 09, 2020, 05:32:12 PM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=43ghOodN7fs
Title: Re: Covid Humor - London comedy club Comedy Unleashed quarantine special.
Post by: gm66 on May 09, 2020, 05:45:25 PM
Quote from: gm66 on May 09, 2020, 05:32:12 PM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=43ghOodN7fs

Not finding it very funny so far, apologies for that one!