"I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among 6-year-olds, so I decided to eat like a 6-year-old"
-- Warren Buffett
https://www.businessinsider.com/warren-buffett-diet-2017-10#the-cornerstone-of-the-buffett-diet-cherry-coke-1
I can't finish more than half a can of soda without feeling like an overstuffed blob. Yuk.