I heir'd it honest.
My dad: Boy, don't give me that who-shot-John.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Talk:who_shot_John
RC: Just give me the bullets.
Hah, that's a new one for me. I like it.
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lol We have a super wordy guy on the team. I often interrupt him and ask him to rephrase his statement in 3 sentences or less.
Also, most site visitors will never read a block of text. A few bullet points though, always works great.