My good friend Claus Valgren - they guy behind www.sitexploration.com - a really nice back link analysis tool with real time crawling, has just got this video made:
http://www59.zippyshare.com/v/22898570/file.html
A bit of swearing and on the edge, but pretty funny. They want to take on moz, lrs, majestic and all the others out there.
Not a bad effort. If he wants it to go viral though I'd suggest he sticks pins into a voodoo doll of Rand and then finishes with biting his head off. The bloodier the better.