I know, I know I can't be...but this guy absolutely cracked me up. A guy by the name of Tone The ChiefRocka put together a song for America's Got Talent.
And he says "I want to be a One Hit Wonder." I hope he does it. (And I about fell out of my chair laughing at all of this.) Thing is, all you need is one hit and you can live quite well. And he gets it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EhTT-Gw4nTo
it's brilliant