I was in a job interview today when the manager gave me his laptop and said
"Here, I want you to try to sell this to me."
So, I picked up the laptop, put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually, the manager called me and demanded,"You bring back my laptop RIGHT NOW."
I replied,"$500 and it's yours."
Ba da BUH...
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They call these Dad Jokes, but unfortunately my kids will not stop telling them.
Waddya call a cowboy with no legs? A low-down bum ...