Brought to you by Costco.
http://mashable.com/2017/10/04/cotsco-disaster-kit/
There ya go, Mackin. For $5-6k, you can fill your garage with enough food to keep your extended family alive and suffering through the apocalypse-du-jour for about a year. ...Assuming, of course, that no one else finds out about your cache.
Most people would lose a lot of weight on 1200 calories / day.
>1200 calories a day
Yikes.
This could be the diet I've been looking for.