A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
:)
A true story...
I was in the army during a training phase.... There was an asshole instructor who sent a friend of mine to the NAAFI (PX for yanks) to get a packet of smokey bacon crisps.
So my mate comes back with a tin of shoe polish.
Q. What the fuck did you get shoe polish for?
A. You said if they didn't have smokey bacon, get anything!