1,643,470 have signed the petition. Help us get to 2,000,000

billions of bees are dying, threatening our crops and food. But in 48 hours the European Union could move to ban the most poisonous pesticides, and pave the way to a global ban that would save bees from extinction.


if we reach 2 million, we can persuade the EU to get rid of these crazy poisons and pave the way for a ban worldwide.


http://www.avaaz.org/en/hours_to_save_the_bees/?slideshow


this needs to go viral, can any one help ?

upgraded my phone yesterday and the contract I am on means I could of changed to any phone free of charge, had the choice of iphone 4 or 5 or the Samsung galaxy S3

its not that often I get excited about a product and granted its early days but the galaxy S3 is the best phone I have ever had dating back to my first phone in 1989

Dear Wife

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Signed Your EX-Husband

P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.

So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem!!! LMFAO )

how can bing be loosing 1 billion dollars a quarter

http://money.cnn.com/2011/09/20/technology/microsoft_bing/index.htm?iid=EAL

Since Microsoft began breaking out that unit's finances in 2007, the company has lost a total of $9 billion.

is it bandwidth ?

wages ?

infrastructure costs ?

overheads ?

crap UK TV advertising ?

what else ?

is no one using bing PPC to gain any revenue ?

Tourist complains about sight of fish in harbour

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html

David Copp came across a fishing trawler moored in Ilfracombe Harbour he took great offence and complained about the "disgusting" smell.

The 46-year-old was outraged that his children, aged seven and nine, had been forced to endure the sight of 12 crates of dead fish and crabs, piled up on the quayside.

He said the ordeal had left them "quite distressed" and demanded to know why the harbourmaster was not more considerate to tourists.

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i bet he thinks fish fingers are caught covered with breadcrumbs . . . . .  what a mupet

TheRegister.co.uk has been hacked by Turkish hackers. September 4th is world hackers day.

http://i55.tinypic.com/10pc5u1.png

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1528609

http://theregister.co.uk

does having a paid back link on business.com still hold any weight ?

cheers

http://www.wdsu.com/news/27629861/detail.html

If convicted, Billiot faces 20 years in jail and $250,000 in fines

he should be nailed to the tarmac road with 6 inch nails through his hands and feet and shown on national TV to set an example so other thieving barstuards don't try the same thing

Jenny Skinner is 40 years old on the 19th June and is having a get together in Brighton...well piss up really

I have been asked to see if anyone would like to attend, final arrangements have not been confirmed yet just the date

the links i was talking about on sunday morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjKBqKK4Ub8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-DjElh7zDM

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

2010 statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 - zilch - zero - none
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Good job 

awesome sketch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

this has got nothing at all to do with the interweb but when you win something as prestigious as this you just have to climb onto the top of the highest building and shout it out loud

Marshall's are the largest manufacturing and importing company of paving products in the UK and are a household name

It was the North West Marshall's installer presentation last night and i won the award for the "best driveway transformation over £ 5,000" in the north west region

http://www.landscapejuicenetwork.com/profiles/blogs/marshalls-register-awards-2010?xg_source=activity

into the next round......

i have seen the sketch before but this is funny too

http://www.ihateryanair.org/ryanair-service-so-bad-even-hitler-wont-fly-them/

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the pub. The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works. 

Jason posted on the scrapebox thread asking which is best scrapebox or Ubot Studio

anyone used Ubot Studio ?

does anyone know this guy Joel Bauer

is he a mega star and as good as he is making out  ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

A Chinese vase sold at auction for £53million was kept on wobbly bookcase in a semi and insured for just £800

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329308/How-53million-Chinese-vase-kept-wobbly-bookcase-semi-insured-just-800.html

the vase belonged to an elderly man who inherited it from his uncle, an explorer who traveled frequently to the Far East. When the man died this year it was left as part of his estate to his sister, in her seventies, and her married son, in his forties.

Last night the pair were virtually in hiding after their lottery-style win, pleading with the auction house to honour a promise that their identities would not be revealed

awesome  story

in our busy lives we all feel like this sometimes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeXxkbgCVE