Travoli, no Spring Break for you!

[rcjordan]

No beach booze in March in Florida spring break town

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/beach-booze-march-florida-spring-break-town-69320374

[Travoli]

What, this? Just a 100 oz. Slurpee from 7-Eleven, sir.

[rcjordan]

They have Purple Jesus Slurpees now?

[Travoli]

It's only *real* Purple Jesus if it comes out of a 55 gallon trash can.

[rcjordan]

We had 220 gallons of real PJ at parties at W&L --properly stirred with wooden canoe paddles.   

Related: Did you know that PJ will take the varnish off canoe paddles?  Also, it'll curl the sidewalls of nice leather ladies shoes.

[Travoli]

Also removes inhibition, recent meals and short-term memory.