Rotary Un-Smartphone. An OS cell phone kit for making phone calls.

[ergophobe]

Brad's next phone.

https://skysedge.com/unsmartphones/RUSP/index.html

[Brad]

I love that it has a real d*mn bell!

Last summer I had to use a real dial phone. I picked up the receiver and had to stare at it for a bit before I remembered how to dial.