If all the other patrons are hot female models...

[rcjordan]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/20/475040673/a-new-naked-restaurant-says-it-has-an-8-000-person-waiting-list-to-dine

[gm66]

I think these are all the other patrons :

[gm66]

Blimey, over 33K on the waiting list now!

http://thebunyadi.com/home.php

[rcjordan]

>these are all the other patrons

Yeah. Exactly. Picture yourself seated next to some hirsute silverback who's wafting back hair in the breeze.