Covid Humor, the cynical thread

Started by littleman, March 26, 2020, 08:25:58 PM

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ergophobe

Remember buckworks, it's not whether you win or lose, but where you lay the blame.

Damian



rcjordan


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Brad

Quote from: rcjordan on April 17, 2021, 10:11:43 PM
Here ya go, Brad...

https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/mss8io/damn_it_bill_gates/

LOL!  Could be worse.  I could be connecting to satellite and getting continuous reruns of Gilligan's Island. :-)

ergophobe

>>damn_it_bill_gates

True story from a couple weeks ago. A physician friend is (reading between the lines) flirting with a woman and she asks which vaccine she she get. He says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as it's not the one with the chip."

She says, "Oh, which one is that?"

He says, "The one from QAnon."

She says, "Oh, I haven't heard of that brand."

He decides they are not likely to hit it off long term and moves on from the conversation.

Drastic


rcjordan

/r
Strip clubs are reopening with only vaccinated dancers

littleman

>She says, "Oh, I haven't heard of that brand."

Your doctor friend's filter is too thick.  She's not a conspiracy believing anti-vaxxer.  That puts her ahead of a good chunk of the population.

littleman


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ergophobe

Perhaps my all-time favorite movie. For sure the one I've seen the most times.

I just got back from taking a 13yo on her first backpacking trip. I really wanted to celebrate by watching Jeremiah Johnson, but then her dad came to pick her up and we only see each other every year or two so didn't want to take up the small amount of time we had watching a movie.

Rupert

Anti-vaccine protesters storm BBC HQ – years after it moved out

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/09/confused-anti-vaccine-protesters-storm-bbc-hq-years-after-moved-out

Guess they aren't very good at doing their own research...
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