American Heart Association: 3 cups of coffee a day reduces stroke/heart attack

[rcjordan]

^{I've got a couple of you covered by proxy.}

Drinking this many cups of coffee per day can reduce heart attack risk
https://www.theladders.com/career-advice/drinking-this-many-cups-of-coffee-per-day-reduces-heart-attack-risk-by-a-third

[ergophobe]

Please locate the studies proving this is also true for ice cream. This is an URGENT request.

[rcjordan]

My wife, who has a near-zero metabolic rate for burning fat, uses a daily 1 pint Halo Top as the centerpiece of a 1000 cal/day diet.

[ergophobe]

I feel like I'm becoming a sitcom character, but I only eat Haagen Daaz. Ben and Jerry's in a pinch, but it's always a bit of a sad day.

My psychiatrist will not let me eat Halo Top anymore. The risk of exacerbating my mental condition(s) is too high.