The smart toilet era is here! Ready to share your analprint with big tech?

[ergophobe]

An example of what I was saying about biosensors...

How can CGM be used?
https://www.mysportscience.com/post/how-can-cgm-be-used

The smart toilet is coming. Just wait. It will be for elite athletes in 5 years, regular people concerned with longevity in 10 years and a Must Have item in any new construction in 15 years.

[grnidone]

*thinks*

During Covid, weren't there people testing the sewage wastewater facilities and finding areas of outbreak before it was widely known there to be an outbreak?  Did I just make that up? I thought I read that somewhere...?

And having a thing that will test your urine for sugar sounds like a smart idea given how many diabetics there are.

[rcjordan]

>make that up?

No, it is a popular procedure now.  My friend's daughter (VA Tech grad) now working for a large metro water-sewer district invented part of the initial process early in the pandemic.

[rcjordan]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED....

'End-to-end encrypted' smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted

https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/end-to-end-encrypted-smart-toilet-camera-is-not-actually-end-to-end-encrypted/

[Brad]

Smart toilet is better than trying to cram a selfie-stick and your precious iPhone Air into the crapper to film your morning bomb run so you can post it on Tic Toc.  It will happen.  Just saying.

[Rupert]

I think you are all right.  Humanity does tend to go to these places.

When drug users realise even the public toilets are being monitored, then we will get a new phenomenon.

Sh1t tipping.

that would reduce crack use though.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bristol-cocaine-capital-europe-uk-most-used-city-sewer-research-mdma-methamphetamine-a8823331.html

[rcjordan]

>crack

They'd just pee on the curb.