took on some debt, which we used to pay ourselves a small dividend

[rcjordan]

^{hhh. good one.}

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-the-manager-of-the-private-equity-firm-that-just-acquired-the-house-in-your-neighborhood-that-hands-out-full-size-candy-bars-on-halloween

[ergophobe]

As long as demand for full-sized Snickers remains strong, we have nothing to worry about

[rcjordan]

if that house is in France the kids will burn it down