The Middle East may have problems but the US has a real crisis on its hands

[Chunkford]

I'll add here that both Twinkies and MPs have shrunk to about 2/3 their original size, maybe less.

You sure it's not because your hands were smaller when you were a kid
That's what they say about the wagon wheels here.

[grnidone]

Funny thing.  I've never actually tried a Twinkie.  Mom always talked about the evils of junk food, so we didn't have a lot around the house when I was a kid.  And, I never really developed a taste for it. 

Now, I kind of want to buy one to see what all the fuss is about.

Ironically, I have had a moon pie.