The Core
Why We Are Here => Water Cooler => Topic started by: littleman on March 26, 2020, 08:25:58 PM
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As to not pollute the other thread, but still using gloom and doom to have a laugh.
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4th panel (from the 80s)
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Apparently that was created back in 1992, so prescient, I thought it was just made.
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Broke.
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https://i.imgur.com/JZ9kAMD.gifv
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Where's Ernest Ainslie when we need him?!!
This televangelist 'destroying' coronavirus with a Christian magic spell is both very funny and unutterably grim
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/30/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-destroying-coronavirus-with-a-christian-magic-spell-very-funny-unutterably-grim/
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>both very funny and unutterably grim
Yes.
At least people watching that are staying in.
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This televangelist 'destroying' coronavirus with a Christian magic spell is both very funny and unutterably grim
That's the same guy I posted about a while back on his lavish life and private jet. He promise cures for cancer and lupus and more. He is one of the televangelists who tells people to donate and pray instead of going to the doctor, because cancer and all that are nothing but the works of Satan. I would find it funny if they weren't ruining people's lives.
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Seen on Facebook:
Q: What's the difference between a mechanical ventilator used to treat Covid-19 and a bomb?
A: There is no shortage of bombs.
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I have always wondered what made vikings go out on the rough sea, away from home with a high risk of not returning home for several months in a row ... now I know ...
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A: There is no shortage of bombs.
Well, there is if you use a certain world leader as the source of your news
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/10/8/20904391/trump-military-ammunition-lie-explained
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The ones I have, I can’t share in here
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/r is on to LM's theme
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Oh thank you. I can't stop laughing.
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More cynical than humour, but it has been painful to discover that some people I thought well of are innumerate jerks on the inside.
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Saw this;
Coronavirus UK – 'I am sorry if people feel there have been failings' | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/11/coronavirus-uk-live-matt-hancock-under-fire-over-ppe-comments-live-updates
Thought of this;
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Now now RC. There's at least one person in America who rates the president's response as a 10 out of 10.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/487883-trump-gives-himself-10-out-of-10-on-coronavirus-response
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https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/01/07
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“It’s not bragging if you can back it up.”
-- Muhammad Ali (attributed)
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THIS
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$1200
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https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinRampling/status/1251289973179011072
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This one's for you, LM.
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g3y3cy/hitler_reacts_to_florida_beaches/
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Top comment:
I was prepared to get a chuckle out of this but really I was just as disgusted and defeated as the Führer by the end.
That's about right.
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A gathering of Covidiots = A Covfefe
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https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g3y3cy/hitler_reacts_to_florida_beaches/
BTW, that's from a movie called Downfall in the English release. I believe that scene is from when the generals tell Hitler that Berlin is lost.
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I don't think this has been posted here yet. It's actually not cynical. I might even say cute.
Julie from Four Months in the Future Visits Julie in Late 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms7capx4Cb8
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>Downfall
Worth watching.
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For Southerners
Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store
https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-to-continue-wearing-full-face-masks-at-liquor-store
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https://i.imgur.com/EFQJ2Vq.gifv
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https://i.redd.it/gofy4t6pa9x41.jpg
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https://i.imgur.com/d9g9kF3.jpg
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From an FB post:
Lord Dampnut (anagram it)
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Lord Dampnut (anagram it)
cannot say it took long :) Classic
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After the recent Leicester lockdown, a picture similar to this has been doing the rounds on Leicester people's FB pages.
(https://i.ibb.co/YLdQXFC/welcome-to-leicester.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YLdQXFC)
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Solving the Mask Shortage in Huntington Beach (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3PSISAZL8)
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for the children
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Reminds me of the Top Gear race BMW sponsored by "Larsen's Biscuits" and "Peniston Oils".
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>>Solving the Mask Shortage in Huntington Beach
Shared that with a friend from the next town over.
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“Canada is wondering if they're living in an apartment above a meth lab” - Scott Galloway
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Bwwwaaahahaha
https://i.imgur.com/HCShTm6.png
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Both these came out today and I have to tell you that this (https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-nw-sturgis-motorcycle-rally-coronavirus-south-dakota-20200807-5wtbv43sbje2teekiu7h6ay25i-story.html) reminded me of this (https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/bagley/2020/08/05/bagley-cartoon-dr-donalds/).
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https://
www.thesun.co.uk/news/12350969/china-bubonic-plague-second-victim-black-death/
#CHINA
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opinions
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as seen on FB
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First picture of Russia's COVID-19 vaccine.
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/i8hg3i/first_picture_of_russias_covid19_vaccine/
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COVID Reopening Phases Explained by Monty Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-eFRcTpWls
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Mask issues
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Affecting basic web protocols now
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Spotted on a forum:
The best bumper sticker I ever saw: Critical Thinking: Another National Deficit.
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Well, crap.
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/iqgkmd/well_crap/
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https://i.redd.it/1xlhi4rs4io51.jpg
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https://preview.redd.it/bfir4e0habo51.jpg?width=800&auto=webp&s=b59af38ad69ba9b7550da3f14dc5a65f07096e29
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Posted by one of Jen's cousins who lives in NC :D.
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Welll....
Home Brewing Picks Up Popularity During Pandemic
https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/09/26/home-brewing-picks-up-popularity-during-pandemic/
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https://i.imgur.com/tTcKR3g.jpg
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2021
https://i.redd.it/rhrwwp3wmm161.jpg
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This is not cynical, but that other thread seems abandoned by all you cynics
https://xkcd.com/2391/
Classic XKCD
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This was posted by a doctor I follow on Facebook. I doubt that it's really from Pfizer but it's chuckle-worthy!
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Spotted on Twitter ...
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Remember buckworks, it's not whether you win or lose, but where you lay the blame.
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Fresh input
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https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ls4hzw/sports_games_predicted_the_future/
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Here ya go, Brad...
https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/mss8io/damn_it_bill_gates/
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Here ya go, Brad...
https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/mss8io/damn_it_bill_gates/
LOL! Could be worse. I could be connecting to satellite and getting continuous reruns of Gilligan's Island. :-)
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>>damn_it_bill_gates
True story from a couple weeks ago. A physician friend is (reading between the lines) flirting with a woman and she asks which vaccine she she get. He says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as it's not the one with the chip."
She says, "Oh, which one is that?"
He says, "The one from QAnon."
She says, "Oh, I haven't heard of that brand."
He decides they are not likely to hit it off long term and moves on from the conversation.
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Strip clubs are reopening with only vaccinated dancers
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>She says, "Oh, I haven't heard of that brand."
Your doctor friend's filter is too thick. She's not a conspiracy believing anti-vaxxer. That puts her ahead of a good chunk of the population.
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https://i.imgur.com/KSVZaMx.jpg
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https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/ozgn2e/save_lives/
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Perhaps my all-time favorite movie. For sure the one I've seen the most times.
I just got back from taking a 13yo on her first backpacking trip. I really wanted to celebrate by watching Jeremiah Johnson, but then her dad came to pick her up and we only see each other every year or two so didn't want to take up the small amount of time we had watching a movie.
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Anti-vaccine protesters storm BBC HQ – years after it moved out
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/09/confused-anti-vaccine-protesters-storm-bbc-hq-years-after-moved-out
Guess they aren’t very good at doing their own research…
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https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/p6bv57/spot_on/
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Genius
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/pdurl2/genius/
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That's good. There are so many prominent anti-vaxxers who have died that this thread could get quite dark if we were so inclined.
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> prominent anti-vaxxers who have died
Debbie thinks that the media must have decided that horror stories about dead anti-vax or anti-mask zealots might have the best chance of convincing them to change.
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Tickled me.
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Spotted on Twitter, made me titter:
Kellyanne: You'll have to fire me.
Everybody: SAY IT
Biden: C'mon
Everybody: SAY THE LINE
Biden: [deep sigh] You're fired.
Everybody: Yaass. NOW DO DEJOY
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https://old.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/pnftpm/cursed_mask/
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The Fight Over Masks in Schools (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6H7urz-HgA)
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That was incredibly depressing.
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Spotted at an anti-vax rally in NYC.
https://youtu.be/rIhOPOzlvTA?t=310
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Just watched the whole video. I'm glad Jordan Klepper highlighted some urban anti vaxxers for a change.
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Spotted on FB:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rt14wh/happy_new_year/
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Congrats to the US for flattening the curve!
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rw441a/congrats_to_the_us_for_flattening_the_curve/
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https://old.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/slpo9n/podcast_host_helping_or_hurting/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/sn6oox/tried_to_capture_the_spirit_of_the_hca_here_hope/
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Oof, that HCA video is poignant.
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No, I struggled to laugh.