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littleman

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The Great Tech Humor/Humour Thread
« on: March 29, 2021, 11:01:15 PM »
Found this one recently:
Iíll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.
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Re: The Great Tech Humor/Humour Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2021, 03:11:31 AM »
I'm sure everyone has heard these old ones...

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There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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A software engineer is about to head home and texts her husband: "Want anything from the store?"
The husband texts back: "Get a quart of milk and if they have eggs, get twelve."
The software engineer gets home and puts a bag on the kitchen counter.
The husband looks in and says, "Wait, but... why did you get 12 quarts of milk?"
She looks at him like he's stupid: "They had eggs!"

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Re: The Great Tech Humor/Humour Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2021, 03:30:03 AM »
That second one reminds me of my last boss.

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Re: The Great Tech Humor/Humour Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2021, 08:24:37 AM »