http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0

For the non brits, Paul Ross is some cheesy non-celebrity.  Comments are great.

A picture of him must be priceless

Some insightful comments on this item http://www.amazon.co.uk/Penetrating-Wagners-Ring-Capo-Paperback/dp/0306804379/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

QuoteI recently purchased this poster, and while it's lifelike, well made and had a certain, portly charm to it, I have since found out that it's actually *cheaper* to hire Paul Ross to come over and stand against a wall, whenever you feel the need to look at him.

Hahaha, both sets of reviews hilarious. Particularly liked Penetrating Wagner's Ring and this comment: "To penetrate the Ring prematurely would lead to a raw and ungratifying experience." 

Speaking of Amazon reviews, I actually got into a flame war with someone on there the other day. I gave a book a very scathing review (which it deserved) and the author took it personally and called me a charlatan in the comment section!

QuoteDon't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week.

QuoteFor a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!

HAHHA!  Fun!