I had a small detached garage built last year, roughly sized as car and a half. At the time I needed a place to put my jetski and workshop. I made it big enough for two jetskis on a double trailer (with over-sized door) or a small jet boat.

I now have a small jet boat, 3 dirt bikes and 2 quads, and I have no more room. I have to roll something out just to do anything inside.

So, my latest endeavor, an easy-going 500cc sport tourer is living on the back porch.

He who dies with the most toys wins

>Wins

Pfffft! You guys can't compete.  LM doesn't have enough rack space to hold all the pictures of my crap even at 640x480 res.

We only have your word on that RC. You could be bluffing

You boys stand back.  These are not the same coach, btw.

My husband has three tractors. Is that worth any points here? 

>points

BW, you got 'em. I think if we're going to let these guys play, we need to group the items by weight class.  Maybe let them mess around in the Bantamweight Class.

I'm trying to stay out of the Super Heavyweight Competition, though.  I have a good friend who collects 18-wheelers.

>we need to group the items by weight class.  Maybe let them mess around in the Bantamweight Class.

We could just group them by 0-60 mph classes. As in seconds to get there. (minutes for yours? -[duck])

>0-60

Fine. The guy who is building mine was on the Discovery Channel (so they say, I've not seen it myself). Drag Racing Motorhomes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlzLasccanU

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This one holds the LSR at Bonneville. 102+ mph

very nice!

Can bikes play in the 0-60?

>You guys can't compete.

I can confirm that from being to RC's place more than once - and I bet he has more stuff stocked away somewhere else.

Seems Drastic is picking up the pace though? Maybe it's a Southern thing to collect as much stuff as possible?

>I bet he has more stuff stocked away somewhere else

Big warehouse and 2 40' storage containers. Plus the lot across the street from my house.

I overheard your girls talking in Danish while you were here, Rumbas. I didn't get all of it but it went something like "Wow! RC has style. I want to stay here.  Dad is so boring."  They'd have stayed with us, too, if you hadn't bribed them with Disney World. 

>They'd have stayed with us

They would.

Having your own pier and the option to go swimming all the time sold them. They could live on your porch. Not so sure about the style thing though...