Been mooching around the net looking at sales copywriters and TBH most of the sites ranking have been dull and boring.
That is until I came across this bad boy - http://www.orangebeetle.com/

I feel like I've just been smacked in the face

Like that a lot.
Reminds me though: we did a magazine style homepage once and had to abandon it. People count get that we weren't a print publication.   

Its great, very in your face, but in a way that makes you wanna keep reading.

Oh boy, I was tempted to Click   I love the way the performance of his work went up as you read the first part of the page..... It keep you reading and Keeps you believing.

Wow!  He reminds me of Douglas Reynholm - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltn04zRd3yQ