Stocking stuffer for Southern mechanics

Started by rcjordan, December 06, 2013, 05:41:07 PM

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Rupert

Its either for abducting people, or just fixing stuff.

But there is no hammer, so I go for bbducting people.
... Make sure you live before you die.

ergophobe

Saying it's "for abducting people" is like saying a computer is "for looking at images". Yes, it does that job, but so much more ;-)

littleman

>abducting

Funny the Duct Tape could be used to tie someone up and the WD40 could be used to get out of  the tape bonds -- the product creates it's own need.


Rumbas

hahaha, wtf?! Both great products but in a combo pack?

Hahaha, even more awesome chart! Gotta love the South.

Brad


Rooftop

I must have an American approach to home improvement.

Hadn't seen the flow chart before though - nice.

rcjordan

There is a duct tape sold here called "Gorilla Tape"  it is like black rubberized canvas with thick, gooey adhesive.   Incredible stuff. Highly recommended.

Rupert

In the UK, the engineers tool box traditionally  holds a hammer and a condom.


The Therory:

"If it doesn't work, hit it, and if it still doesn't work ****  it. "

... Make sure you live before you die.

ergophobe

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Quote from: Rumbas on December 09, 2013, 11:55:53 AM
but in a combo pack?

Well, the chances are good that it's either stuck or loose. WD40 helps with the one. Duct tape with the other.

[edit]Now I see RC's chart. I guess in this case two pictures plus nine words and some arrows is worth 19 words ;-)[/edit]