Climb online (guaranteed to infuriate Rooftop :) )

Started by Gurtie, August 24, 2015, 07:31:54 AM

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Gurtie

so this from their paid page

QuoteTrademark registrations ensure that you rank at the top of search engine results when your trademark is searched by your customers. Additionally, you will be able to prevent any competitors from bidding on keywords for the same brand name.

I'm not sure I even want to look at what they're saying about organic... how can Sugar not have pulled the plug on this level of incompetance? How can the junior they had spellcheck the content not have picked up on that? Gah...

(just in case some poor potential client is reading this - Google adwords policies - https://support.google.com/adwordspolicy/answer/6118?hl=en-GB )


BoL

I see their hosting is behind DDOS protection/CDN. Page is still loading after 60 seconds.

Rooftop

Utter fuckwit since the start.  He promised to 'change the face of online marketing'.  The new face is a smug grin with absolutely nothing going on behind the eyes.

gm66

Quote from: Gurtie on August 24, 2015, 07:31:54 AM
so this from their paid page

QuoteTrademark registrations ensure that you rank at the top of search engine results when your trademark is searched by your customers. Additionally, you will be able to prevent any competitors from bidding on keywords for the same brand name.

I'm not sure I even want to look at what they're saying about organic... how can Sugar not have pulled the plug on this level of incompetance? How can the junior they had spellcheck the content not have picked up on that? Gah...

(just in case some poor potential client is reading this - Google adwords policies - https://support.google.com/adwordspolicy/answer/6118?hl=en-GB )

I hate to say it, but what spelling mistake ?

Can't stand the guy, he's a salesman pretending to be an entrepreneur.
Civilisation is a race between disaster and education ...

gm66

I can see a spelling mistake now but it's yours - 'incompetance' ;+}
Civilisation is a race between disaster and education ...

Gurtie

heh - at least one in every post of mine :)

Its not about a spelling mistake, its about a fundamental misunderstanding of the service they claim to be experts in.

gm66

Yes he's a joke, Sugar should have known from the reaction on twitter that he was backing a bad horse.
Civilisation is a race between disaster and education ...

BoL

New series of the Apprentice on, another ninja trailblazing through the glass ceiling to blue sky thinking, business synergy, etc!

Rooftop

I've only watched the first one.  Where do they find these idiots?  Is there a special place where they all live and manage to grow up without picking up any business acumen or common sense?

gm66

Quote from: Rooftop on October 16, 2015, 02:15:46 PM
I've only watched the first one.  Where do they find these idiots?  Is there a special place where they all live and manage to grow up without picking up any business acumen or common sense?

Yes! The special place is called 'the bottom of the maturity barrel but the top of the ego barrel' :)
Civilisation is a race between disaster and education ...