I was in a job interview today when the manager gave me his laptop and said

"Here, I want you to try to sell this to me."

So, I picked up the laptop, put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.

Eventually, the manager called me and demanded,"You bring back my laptop RIGHT NOW."

I replied,"$500 and it's yours."

Ba da BUH...

 

They call these Dad Jokes, but unfortunately my kids will not stop telling them.

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