http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/america-to-hand-off-internet-in-under-two-months/article/2599521

"The move means the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority, which is responsible for interpreting numerical addresses on the Web to a readable language, will move from U.S. control to the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, a multistakeholder body based in Los Angeles that includes countries such as China and Russia."

As long as it's still physically based in the USA, we can knock down the door anytime we want.

There are those in Congress that think this idea is FUCKED

> based in Los Angeles

Can't get safer than that.  Wait...