https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/v640qh/man_rescue_calf_from_the_clutches_of_death/

https://i.imgur.com/5lzzrZL.mp4

Quote from: Drastic on June 21, 2022, 09:13:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5lzzrZL.mp4

The apex predator: a hungry redneck with a fry pan.

>hungry redneck

He'd have to be hungry, alligator isn't very good.  Rattlesnake, otoh, is tasty.

As soon as you say, "Tastes like chicken," the fry pans come out.

or

"Cajun will eat anything as long as it don't move too quick."  -- Justin Wilson, Chef.

With audio:
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/vjbzpy/and_thats_how_its_done/

Funny you say that Brad. I had gator in Oklahoma once, and I think it was cajun spiced. Did seem like chicken really. hhh

>Did seem like chicken really

And that's the problem.  I ordered a big platter of it at a populalr backwater bayou redneck Florida fish shack thinking it would be like shrimp or crawdads ---and it might as well have been McD chicken nuggets.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wjl0q4/just_florida_things/

bwwwwaaahaha

comment: I did a Google search for herpetarium but it just shows me a picture of Florida.

QuoteOh, your pickup has a lift? That's cute.

You need to get 500 tons of supplies from Fairbanks, Alaska to the Arctic Ocean—a journey of about 400 miles through pure wilderness. There are no roads, very few airstrips, and endless ice. You're going to have to withstand minus 68 degree temperatures. Also, nuclear armageddon is on the menu if you're not quick about it.

You, my friend, need a LeTourneau land train. 

...
He is buried on the campus of the University he founded in his name, where his gravestone reads "MOVER OF MEN AND MOUNTAINS."

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-incredible-story-of-the-us-army-s-earth-shaking-off-road-land-trains

pix of the early model:

VC-12 Tournatrain – R. G. LeTourneau's Overland Trains
https://overlandtrains.com/topics/vc-12-tournatrain/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/x85lu9/moving_bees_with_the_hands_no_protection/

Nigerian Mechanic hoists engine out of a car by himself with no tools.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/10bhz27/nigerian_mechanic_hoists_engine_out_of_a_car_by/

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Wood splitting sword

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/10bhzx7/wood_splitting_sword/

>> sword

Glad to see that a woman can be a man's man. I love that she's wearing a tank top in the winter, just to show off those arms.

I think Burmese pythons have a bounty of $1000 apiece if you can get one out of the Everglades.