https://ca.style.yahoo.com/inside-government-study-trying-understand-131517394.html

Pop-Tarts are a food group.

>Pop-Tarts

I'm thinking they should be the poster child.

"The foods, which are often high in fat, sodium and sugar, are typically cheap, mass-produced and contain added colors and chemicals not found in a home kitchen."

"some of the foods contain irresistible combinations of ingredients — fat, sugar, sodium and carbohydrates — that trigger people to eat more"

>fat, sugar, sodium and carbohydrates

Pop-Tarts, junk food, are like narcotics, they got all the good stuff to make you feel good eating them.

Healthy stuff: celery, oats, sprouts, bird seed, bark, twigs and shit just can't compete.

Fortune has a touch of "The Onion" ....

The government wants to understand the health effects of ultraprocessed foods so it paid people $5,000 to eat chicken nuggets for science

https://fortune.com/well/2025/03/12/ultraprocessed-foods-government-study-nih-kevin-hall/