Texas the new Florida?

[littleman]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/wal-mart-jade-helm-15
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/greg-abbott-defends-jade-helm-order

[DrCool]

Nothing will ever be the new Florida:

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2015/04/people-peeing-ice-machines-arrest.html?MBID=social_twitter

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20150423/ARTICLES/150429880/1150/news09?Title=Police-Naked-pedestrian-tries-to-carjack-man-offering-him-clothes

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/news/local/vodka-truck-ends-tree-after-crash-i-95/nk2DH/

http://gawker.com/it-sure-looks-like-this-florida-man-vaped-his-buddys-cu-1688011409

[Brad]

This is part of a clever conspiracy to lure most of the conspiracy theorists to Texas and turn the whole state into a giant conspiracy theme park. Trust me. heh.