2010 statistics on Airport screening

Started by mick g, January 11, 2011, 01:01:48 AM

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mick g

2010 statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 - zilch - zero - none
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

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