how to make shit good

[gm66]

Other life-forms, maybe as a thinking, feeling being - don't eat them.
Meditate. Find your Bored Self and ignore Him.
Save at least one Minor Country per hour (you're not allowed to start with Luxembourg).
Don't talk shit (Especially You).
Don't heed shit.
Don't listen to shit (Bearing in mnd the previous point)
Don't read guides entitlted 'how to make shit good' or any variation thereof, unless something in it 'speaks to you'?
Just be yourself, unless you're a serial-killing estate-agent, but not neither or both.
Don't attend any dance-halls that claim to be 'daytime' or 'night-time' - just go to the ones that operate 'all the time'

The End.

[gm66]

Gotta get a handle on the beer.

[rcjordan]

Hhh, I thought the same.

[Brad]

>a serial-killing estate-agent

Good line