hhh, great phraseology.

Military called in after TikTok 'tea war' goes global | CNN Travel
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/tiktok-tea-diplomatic-incident/index.html

LOL.  That article could be an outline for a Mad Magazine feature.

Nice trolling all the way around.

My mother-in-law sends us a bag of that "tea" every year at Christmas. I think she calls it Russian Tea for some reason. It is vile.

QuoteThe 1999 Ig Nobel Literature Prize was awarded to The British Standards Institution, for its six-page specification (BS-6008) of the proper way to make a cup of tea.

BS-6008 is now, in the year 2020, available for sale at a price of £110.00 per copy from the British Standards Institution, which now calls itself BSI.

https://www.improbable.com/2020/06/25/prize-winning-british-specification-the-proper-way-to-make-a-cup-of-tea/